Monday, June 21, 2010

This Week's Winner of the Dave Parker Award for Excellence: Keith Hernandez



Keith Hernandez was a slightly above-average ballplayer, a shitty actor, a pitchman for a beard-dying product and a snitch (see Bernie Carbo cocaine confessional.) However, because of that stache that he still sports to this day and the way he'd sometime kill time in the dugout, he is the winner of this week's Dave Parker Award for Being Excellent in Excellence.

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