Today, amidst considerable dissent from media worldwide, FIFA President and Swiss National Sword Swallowing Champion 1968-2010 announced the 4 nations vying for the 2026 World Cup.
The envelope please.
And the nominees are:
1) Djibouti/Ethiopia/Eritrea joint venture (matches will be played using the skulls of Sudanes Rebels as adidas official game ball and the posts will be antique AK's from the Afghan War with modified bayonettes used as a means of anchoring into the arrid East African sand.)
2) Yugoslavia (when informed of changes in the Balkan region over the last 20 years, Blatter insisted they fight for the right to house the 12 necessary venues. Chaos enused in Zagreb, Belgrade and all towns inbetween, as sales of firearms and Asamoah Gyan jerseys rose steadily.)
3) Alderan/Tatooine joint venture (currently searching for a third host, preferably from the Coruscant, Tatooine or Kor-uj sectors.)
4) Qatar (Oh wait - fuck me. Thought it was all a dream.)
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