Happy 90210

Friends, readers, colleagues and internet lurkers, lend me your ears. Today is 90210, and to celebrate it I thought I'd post a few of my favorite photos from the show. Also, I find it necessary to point out the fact that I do not support or watch the current incarnation of 90210, and could not be paid a large enough sum to do so. As a sidebar, the best television show in the history of time, The Wire, featured a young boy in its fourth season who struggled to avoid the pitfalls of coming-up in the hood. His name was Michael, and he is now the 'black guy' on the new 90210. Terrible career path.


Man, people really enjoyed hugging on this show. So much ambiguous, borderline sexual touching. And holy fucking denim... Dylan looks gnarley - his style transcends all genres of fashion. Andrea has a gunt, so obviously she was in her 30's and good ol' Steve Sanders (Ian Zeiring) looks like he's about to enter Kelly (Jenny Garth) from the rear.


Had to include one with the Walsh's...Hey where's Dylan? Probably just totalled another motorcycle or perhaps he is off filming a science fiction program with Malcolm Jamal Warner (Theo Huxtable).


The cast really made for a great topographical view. Andrea is a whore.