Saturday, September 11, 2010

This Week's Winner of the Dave Parker Award for Excellence: Jose Canseco and Danny Bonaduce



This here little blog is really turning into a piece of shit. It appears the novelty of some of my recurring bits and the lack of actual words seem to be offending my reader(s).

What better way to celebrate this than with this here advertisement. I needs to get me one of these Electronic Cigarettes immediately - they look amaaaaazing!!! Jose can you see how much you've shrunk since becoming the moral standard and ditching the performance enhancing drugs for electronic smokes? Even the ginger-midget 'roid freak from The Partridges towers over you.

The only thing that could make this any better is if they were both wearing tight-as-fuck black T's covered in skulls, calligraphy and ultimate fighting iconographic images. Toodles!

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