Cut Cut Paste

Life can throw curveballs your way, and these curveballs may present challenges, but if it's a fastball at your knees and you make $125 million to swing a piece of maple - you better swing that bat.

While I initially thought the final pitch to Ryan Howard was ball 4, this graph states otherwise. The legend on the right identifies the location, call and pitch sequence. Strike 3 - I stand corrected.


Rangers - Giants World Series starts Wednesday. In related news, my reproductive appendage has crept back into the torso from which it once so beautifully descended.

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My apologies for the half-ass post today, but if there's two things I love, it's massive phallic symbols and inclement weather conditions coming from the Northeast. Note how he gently strokes the red member in hopes it expires it's liquified babies all over the coastal and Baja regions of Mexico.